ASMR: the fish man from the shape of water savagely beats up pennywise while the mii channel song plays in the background
itd just be wet slaps and clown honks
And the mii channel song playing in the background
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Kelly Clarkson: I’ll spread my wings and I’ll learn how to fly, I’ll do what it takes till I touch the sky, and I’ll make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I won’t forget all the ones that I love. I’ll take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway
Eight year old me:
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sometimes i think about how easily an animal like this can turn a full grown adult human into meat spaghetti
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This makes me laugh so much
“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”
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sometimes i think about how easily an animal like this can turn a full grown adult human into meat spaghetti
Face mask: leave on for 10-20 minutes
Me: *leaves it on for 3 weeks 5 days and 20 hours*
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me, speaking to a man i have just met and barely talked to who hasn’t done anything particularly offensive yet: you’re on thin ice, pal.
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me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case
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